Wikipedia's Top Ten for 2012

Silly Cahnts

By Des Kant


Oi! Just been reading about the most searched for articles on Wikipedia of 2012.

Number one was people looking for information on that load of shit called Facebook. I had a look at that site once and I reckon they should change the name to faecesbook.

Number two was people looking for information on Wikipedia? How does that work? People going to Wikipedia to look for information about Wikipedia?

I mean what is the point of going to a website to look up information about the website you are already looking at. I mean what is the fahcking point you looking at it ain't cha!

Then at number 3 was people looking for information about that group of little shits called One Direction. Apparently those little fachkers are trying to make it big in America coz they think they are the dogs bollocks! Well I wouldn't have said they were the dogs bollocks I would have said they were just bollocks.

I could shit better music than these tossers! Just a bunch of little squirts put together by bleeding Simon Cowell to make a load of money. Well I ain't avin any of it. If there is any direction that One Direction should be going then it's up their own fahcking arseholes!

Greece: You're the one that I want Geddit?...

Where's the Moussaka?

What's all this about Greeks trying to put together a government?!

They over-spent by billions during the last twenty years thinking they would not have to pay it back!

I mean those who lent them the money in the first place must have needed their heads examining. I mean they are nothing but a bunch of layabouts. I mean take a look at that Parthenon.

They started constructing that blasted restaurant in 447 B.C. and they still haven't finished it! No wonder the whole country has gone down the pan.

What's his game?

Who's side is he on?

Just writing about that plonker in Norway! Just look at the him! Massacred 77 unarmed people. What's his game then hey? 

He reckoned that he was protesting against Islam yet he killed a load of Christians?! What's that all about? He's the last one you'd want on your side!

There’s only one thing to do with his type! Round em all up, stick them on a small island and shoot the lot of em. That's the only language that sort understand.

Hose-Pipe Ban!

This is a well out of order! What am I supposed to do now? I need that hose-pipe like nobody's business.

And it ain't because of the drought neither! It's because of those idiots at the water companies! They couldn't fall off a bleeding log.

It's all very well them banning the use of hoses but tell me this; what am I now supposed to use to beat the crap out of my missus?If I had my way I'd drown the lot of em.