Hose-Pipe Ban!

This is a well out of order! What am I supposed to do now? I need that hose-pipe like nobody's business.

And it ain't because of the drought neither! It's because of those idiots at the water companies! They couldn't fall off a bleeding log.

It's all very well them banning the use of hoses but tell me this; what am I now supposed to use to beat the crap out of my missus?If I had my way I'd drown the lot of em.